Friday 18 January 2013

How about a nice cup of…


I don’t like tea.

This comes as a shock for most people.  They look at me with a mixture of confusion and pity and say: “But you’re English!”

Although I do like coffee ok, I don’t drink it.  Hot chocolate is my beverage of choice, and you wouldn’t believe how much it varies as to if you get a good one or not.  Much in the same way that people can get a bad cup of coffee, a bad cup of hot chocolate is as common.  (I’m looking at you, Starbucks!  That syrupy goo isn’t even hot chocolate – it’s milkshake! :P yuck!)

The point of all this (and yes, there is an eventual point) is actually about character building.
Chances are, even though I don’t like tea, one of my characters does.  They probably find it relaxing, comforting and… that’s where I get stuck.  What does tea taste like to someone who likes it?  They probably wouldn’t describe is as having “weirdly metallic aftertaste”, which is what I think of when I think of tea.

An even more extreme example, perhaps, is shellfish.  I have a philosophy that I will try things before I say I don’t like them.  It was this philosophy that led me to once try a mussel off a friend’s plate, who was nomming them down in enjoyment and was kind enough to spare one for my curiosity.

I can honestly say that it was the worst thing I have ever eaten.

 “Plump, juicy flesh and a succulent taste of the sea is what you are looking for once they are cooked,” says one cooking site.
“Chewy, strong fishy taste, gross crunchy part, and burping the horrible flavour all night,” would be my description.
So when you write a story, keep in mind that your characters may not like all the things you like, and may like some of the things you don’t.  Chances are I’ll have a character enjoying some seafood with a nice cup of tea at some point, but if you ever cook for me, I’ll stick to the chicken, thanks.

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Friday 11 January 2013

Happy New Year!



January.  The start of the year, the middle of winter.  It’s so dark all the time!  But little by little the days will get longer (if not warmer for at least another two months!) and we may even catch a glimpse of that fabled orb of fire in the sky.

For now, it’s the time of year to make a promise to yourself about what you want to achieve in the year ahead… what you are going to do with those long and sunny days of summer.  (Yes, I am hoping!)
I thought a lot about what resolution I was going to make this year.  “Be healthy” is something I always try to do anyway, so it’s not much of a resolution to carry on doing what you were already trying to do.  Go to the gym” may as well read as “bore and torture yourself” to me.  I wouldn’t go, and even if in some alternative universe I did, I wouldn’t enjoy it.  Besides, I already go swimming, which is much more fun!